Proper Pronoun Usage
by Jennifer Hyde

      
      
Mr. and Mrs. 0045 failed to conceive
a face with her eyes and his nose.

Surveys show most Americans think
Miss 1479 misconceived the placebo
(now an abstract 2 x 4 rendered in blacks and whites).

The discounted cover charge was $25, which included
easy listening FM radio on a paper-lined metal table
and Miss 1479 named it Corpse.

They extracted him from me twice, she said,
because I would not give him up.